Mina Witteman – author | editor | teacher of creative writing

Amsterdam View: atmospherical enlightenment

Posted on September 8, 2010

The origin of Straight Edge

At first sight it may seem like a bit of a stretch: a Straight Edge writer writing a Young Adult novel about pot smoking and weed growing. As it turns out, juxtaposing straight edge with weed presented me with some very interesting plot twists.

Straight Edge or not, if you are writing for YA you need to be true, you need to tell the tale from the heart, throw in your own experiences and make it as real as possible. If you don’t, they will prick right through it and trash you and your precious novel before you know it.

So, where to go if you need to find your way in the land of the dazed, if you need to raise the veil on weed, shed light on pot growing and learn about the mind-expanding and lucrative trade?
Living in Amsterdam helps. 🙂 Coffee shops galore in my neighborhood – for those unfamiliar with the Dutch coffee shop phenomenon: it’s the place to go if you want to get stoned. If you want coffee: go to a café…

smoking grass...

Nevertheless I decided against a coffee shop, not in the least because I didn’t want to run into any… errr… young friends. I know Dutch coffee shops have a strict age-policy, but YA’s today are just as resourceful as we were in the days before we reached that age that magically opened all doors. I tried to contact the hemp museum, but they must be somewhere high up in a place where the real world can’t reach them, because up till this date I haven’t heard from them.
I googled some more and stumbled upon that other weed related Dutch phenomenon: the grow shop. There was one right around the corner from my writer’s residence: Dampkring.
I set out to find enlightenment and I found it.
At first the two guys in the shop were a bit suspicious of this old broad asking them where a 16-year old (my protagonist is 16) could get the right stuff to set up a pot growing business – heck, I could be a cop or worse, an outraged mom – but gradually they grew more and more enthusiastic about my project. They told me everything there is to know about weed, and even more, ultimately leaving me with the distinct feeling that a writer’s heaven may well be a mom’s hell.

For now I go for heaven and I owe those two guys big time!

Californian view: Dr. Frank goes YA

Posted on September 2, 2010

King Dork

While on my way to California I had to prepare for a masterclass – Finding and Revising Your Protagonist’s Voice in YA Literature – I was to attend at a writers’ conference in Los Angeles. One of the assignments was reading King Dork, the very very witty debut of Frank Portman, a.k.a. Dr. Frank of the Mr. T Experience. So I packed my bags, loaded King Dork on my e-book reader and started the long journey west.

The book turned out everything you need to brighten up the seemingly endless and boring flight from Amsterdam to San Francisco. Moreover, it turned out to be an excellent book to be reviewed for Booktunes, Erik de Loor’s new website that brings together books and music. I read the book, I wrote the review, I lined up the music and… I decided to be bold and ask Dr. Frank for an interview!

And Dr. Frank agreed!

Booktunes Frank Portman

You can find it all on Booktunes.net: the review, the interview and – most important – the playlist. It’s the longest playlist on Booktunes, so far, and it took me quite some time to draw it all up – mostly because I loved the music and wanted, no, needed to listen to every track before I could move on to the next.

It turned out great!

Now you can listen to the music while reading King Dork. Check out the site, download the playlist from iTunes, buy the book and enjoy!


Amsterdam view: PLeaSe!

Posted on August 26, 2010

Chat on an Amsterdam bridge

What to do when it is raining the proverbial cats and dogs?
In my writer’s residence that isn’t a very hard question. Rain is an almost daily constant in our ecosystem. It keeps our land flat and wet, just the way we like it. So, we continue life as if this dreariness and gloom doesn’t exist.

We dress up in various forms of water-repellants and water-resistants, and we go about our business as usual. We take out our finest umbrella’s and meet with our friends on the bridge for a chat, just like we would do on a sunny day, wearing our favorite miniskirts and halter-tops.

A stroll without your panama hat

Or we get out our cane and take our daily stroll, this time protecting our suit with a canal-green impermeable cape. The only nod to the rain is that you might exchange your panama trilby for a baseball cap.

To brighten up this rainy day here’s my favorite song by next best band PLeaSe!

PLeaSe! 2nd Day of June

PLeaSe!

Amsterdam view: sunset transformation of a church

Posted on August 23, 2010

Tall and small ships on IJ river

My little writer’s boat did a good job during the 2010 Sail celebration. Small but sturdy it took me to every nook and cranny of the Amsterdam water systems. Together we cruised the canals from Herengracht to Reguliersgracht, from Keizersgracht to Lauriergracht and on to Prinsengracht. We crossed the Amstel river. We even sailed the Amsterdam-Rijn canal and the IJ to dock at the Verbindingsdam between Java Island and the main land. At the Lloyd I enjoyed a gig of my favorite funkadelic hiphop band PLeaSe. You will most definitely hear more of them as they are without doubt The Next Best Band and they will feature in my new YA novel!
After an outstanding, energetic and energizing PLeaSe performance – they twice played my favorite jazzy song ‘2nd Day of June’ – I continued my voyage on IJ river past tall and small ships, past brigantines and barques, past schooners and brigs.

Past schooners and brigantines

It's a Manta. Right?

In hindsight I think my boat felt most at ease at the Pieremachochel parade in the canals. Not that my Powerglide is a rowboat, which is the dictionary’s definition of a pieremachochel – as with more things, we Amsterdammers tend to take that a tad liberal: as long as it floats, is the official Pieremachochel parade’s admission standard.
My boat is not as green as a rowboat; it’s a dapper electric boat, not afraid of anything, let alone impressive tall ships.

Heading home after an exciting passage along tall ships, with near-misses by Sunday sailors and some overwhelming wake showers, the sunset offered me a perfect ending of the day. Sailing my little Powerglide past Central Station I had a glorious view on the Roman Catholic church of Saint Nicholas. I could not but wonder, was it the devil himself that showed his fiery grin through the church window?

The devil's fiery grin?

Amsterdam view: Published! Again!

Posted on August 19, 2010

It was a happy day, here at my writer’s residence in Amsterdam. I’d been working on The Pot Boat, my new YA novel, getting into a – not too literal – pot flow and drawing up questions for my esteemed science connection about tappin’ ‘n volts ‘n watts. I know, I know, once I was a science girl, too, but most of that priceless stuff they put in my in head in high school, kinda got lost along the way. I need my facts straight, so I turned to the best high school science teacher in Amsterdam and far beyond (he’ll be in the book!) to guide me along electrocution’s fine lines.

So there I was, at my desk thinking up all the questions my protagonist has, when I heard a soft plonk in the downstairs mailbox. Good old snail mail! The plonking suggested something more exciting than just bills. I ran downstairs – o, the things we writers do to procrastinate…
A big envelop was today’s prize. I took it upstairs and opened it. And there it was…
Ridders, dino’s en piratenKnights, Dino’s and Pirates – a volume of read aloud stories for tough boys published by Ploegsma. On page 42/43 is my story ‘De koekjesdief’ – ‘The Cooky Thief’ – with an awesome illustration by Noëlle Smit. I am so happy with it. It looks so good!
I was even happier when I noticed that quite some of the other writers are Famous: Paul Biegel, Astrid Lindgren, Annie M.G. Schmidt, Tjibbe Veldkamp

Ridders, dino’s en piraten will be in the stores any day now!

Page 42/43 - The Cooky Thief (by Mina Witteman)

Californian View: something old, something new…

Posted on August 18, 2010

Nothing changed in 60 years

For some people it is comforting to be surrounded by what they know, to do the things they’ve always done and live a life without surprises. Leave everything as it is and don’t ask questions. For them change is a scary process, a frightening journey into the dark unknown. If changes occur they – often subconsciously – try to block it. They cling to the familiar and won’t let go.
It’s easy to laugh at them, but I realize that – deep down in my heart – I’m one of them. Even though I like a road less traveled, I have difficulties going off the beaten track. In hiking and biking I usually keep to the trails and in daily life I shop at the same stores, and not just for convenience. The changes in my life are in the details: I never follow a recipe to the letter. I always experiment with herbs and spices and whatever more I find in my fridge. I rearrange the furniture and – when I’m done with that – I keep the Amsterdam building contractors busy and in business with the more radical changes to my home.

It is only in my writing I really dare to leave behind what is known. Or at least that is what I thought, until I ended up at the SCBWI Summer Conference in Los Angeles. When listening to the great M.T. Anderson I realized that I was right on track. M.T. Anderson told us to start with something most familiar and then turn it, twist it and change it into the frightening unknown, he told us to transform the landscape. That was an advice I had taken to heart before, but M.T. also told us to embrace eccentricity and that is where I know I can hone my writing skills.
The next and most valuable advice came from Krista Marino, Delacorte’s senior editor, in her inspirational masterclass Finding & Revising Your Protagonist’s Voice In A Young Adult Novel. Krista pushed me past the trails, past the beaten track. She pushed me towards a road I’ve never traveled before: writing in first person.
I am working on a new Young Adult novel – working title: The Pot Boat. It’s in first person. It’s scary (the writing is, but the plot as well), it’s exhilarating and it’s intense.
And I love it!

Now that's what I call 'off the beaten track'

Amsterdam View: Escape

Posted on August 13, 2010

View from a Mountain Top

Arriving back in Amsterdam after a vacation in the States, I always find it difficult to adapt. I so dearly miss the abundance of space, the impressive nature, the silence. I miss the gentler pace of vacation time. Amsterdam, so picturesque for most of the year, suddenly feels claustrophobic. The city seems crowded and cramped and suffocatingly tight. It is packed with cars, with bikes, boats, pedestrians, and most of them seem to feel the need to overrun you in their hurried and everlasting pursuit of more space.

Escaping the crowds

When the sun comes out, the crowd seems to grow exponentially, rapidly covering every available inch of the city like a fast growing fungus on damp walls. The crowds spread out over parks, they take over sidewalks and terraces. A cacophony of sounds fills the streets – honking cars, ringing bike bells, stereo’s blaring from boats, screeching trams, rowdy people – leaving me with an almost unstoppable and somewhat misanthropic urge to move to Alcatraz or the desert.

I was about to pack my bags and book the first flight out to the nearest desert, when a friend from Texas knocked on my door. She has been living in Amsterdam for over twenty years, but she knows the feeling. She took one look at me and immediately knew what I needed. I needed silence and a place where I could watch clouds float by, a place where I could breathe again. She took me out for lunch at the restaurant on the third floor of the Kalvertoren. Looking out over the fifth gables of Amsterdam, I realized that I wasn’t the only one looking for an escape and that there are far more possibilities, far less drastic than leaving your hometown: your very own roof could be your sanctuary.

Rooftop Sanctuary